It’s the bully’s taunt, the ignoramus’s “QED”, the conspiracy nut’s middle finger to all sane argument. A tendentious argument involving endless false comparisons – “Why no White History month?” – concludes with too much use of the word “cuck” and a sequence of yellow heads spouting moisture from either eye. Right now, in a fetid corner of the internet, somebody with a frog for an avatar is taunting a blameless young person for daring to complain about racism, sexism or homophobia. It is, however, the Wailing Mooncalf’s role as friend to the alt-right fanatic that guarantees its place in the contemporary linguistic bestiary. In an earlier era, you’d say “nice weather for ducks” when arriving into the office on a rainy day. You probably post “tell us what you really think” beneath strongly expressed opinion columns. They convince us you have little more imagination than the average sea anemone. None of these things makes you seem wittier. Please don’t post Michael Jackson eating popcorn. Oh god, not Michael Jackson eating popcorn. The black man in the white jumper who gets to his feet while applauding in the bleachers. In this sense, Weeping Poltroon belongs with the too-common gifs used to express bemusement, irritation or – most often – hearty agreement. The more common it becomes the more irritating this seems. This is partly to do with its role as the gag that people with no imagination use when they can't think of anything more original. Instead, it becomes more enraging with every passing month. The news, in 2015, that it had become Oxford Dictionaries' Word of the Year should have heralded its drift into bland unavoidability. Lol."īy contrast, the Sobbing Cretin has grown in malignity. Were Albert Camus alive today, L'Etranger might begin: "Mother died today. Too many, lol, idiots, now use it, lol, as nothing more than a beat, lol, in their meaningless sentences. The still-pestilent "lol" is an ancestor, but that ghastly expression has become so meaninglessly ubiquitous that it scarcely registers. It comes as something of a shock to discover that, in its current form, the Bawling Jackass has been around for only eight years or so (it didn't exist when Bad Losers on Yahoo Chess was released). These gifs convince us you have little more imagination than the average sea anemone What sort of fellow, after defeating an opponent, points at him and laughs until tears roll down his victorious cheeks? Not an honourable fellow. Now, when you let in an easy goal, there is every chance that the pseudonymous little chancer will send you the most dreaded of all emojis. In the olden days, you could play a game of Ice Hockey Assassin against a 10-year-old in Vladivostok without having to endure any closer interaction. The Blubbing Dipstick is used more frequently by bad winners – habitually even less tolerable than Nigel's bad losers.
"Cetshwayo got a shock when he attacked Rorke's Drift/ But he didn't get stroppy and he didn't get miffed," Nigel Blackwell yells at the prematurely logged-out "Dennis Bell of Torquay". Half Man Half Biscuit, the immortal Merseyside band, ridiculed this group a decade ago on the song Bad Losers on Yahoo Chess.
But it has also become depressingly popular with right-wing bullies, proponents of anti-scientific guff and, least importantly, but most annoyingly, rude people playing online video games. I've made a modestly amusing joke on Facebook and my friend has charitably pretended that it caused him to wet himself. Had it been used only sparingly – like, say, the sombrero emoji or the one for Easter Island – then it might have retained some charm. The issue is not really with the design itself. Has anybody ever found anything so funny? I remember doubling up at The Germans episode of Fawlty Towers. The little yellow scumbag is so overcome with mirth that whole ducts of salt water are squirting from the sides of his eyes. We're just using this story as an opportunity to confirm that, among things that don't really matter – things that won't kill you, make you poor or cause mental illness – the "crying laughing" emoji is more beastly than any other. Depress a few more and, for all I know, you will generate that oddly inescapable flamenco lady.
Depress just two keys and you will bring up a pile of poo.
LAUGHING FACE FOR FACEBOOK SOFTWARE
Apparently, Google is altering its software to allow users quicker access to emojis.
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